This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. Massage Oil We're stoked for the end of the race today not just because we'll get to see how it all ends and if an American can hold on to a yellow jersey or whatever it is bikers get when they win stuff like this, but also because just following this race has been so much work and we're exhausted. We admit we kinda used to think it was the Euro's version of NASCAR, but after watching those guys huff it over the Rockies all week, we have to admit it's pretty cool. They have all those little competitions inside the bigger race and the crashes are crazy. We're not saying we're going to throw on a Speedo and an Italian flag and head for the sidelines or anything. Upon arrival, firefighters observed light smoke coming from the spa. Firefighters made entry into the unit and confronted heavy smoke. They found the fire in the laundry area of the spa, in the dryer. The fire was quickly extinguished and the remaining smoke was then removed from the structure. Who swapped the normal Massage Oil for the spontaneously combustible brand. Glad to know we have such quick-footed firefightin' folk lookin' out for us. And remember, kids, only YOU can prevent forest fires (and spa fires). Kids: Hey, it's not us, it's you dumb grown-ups with your smoking and your illegal fireworks and your combustible massage oils. Well folks, with one natural disaster averted here at home let's hope our friends on the East Coast can manage to do the same and escape this whole hurricane mess without too many toupees being blown away from the heads of balding stock brokers. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. One thing's sure, the old system won't return as it was. We still have lots of ways to share your opinion, including Letters to the Editor.