Shiplog of the U.S.S. Prokofy Neva

Never before have side effects included nipple milking, BDSM, or an obsession with Double Penetration. Prokofy Neva, our communicators had placed us in just such a predicament. The latter consisted of scantily clad human females, who, in an unprecedented violation of Galactic Code, engaged in what was once known as "solicitation" in certain backward sectors. Spock and Commander Earl found a foreign object on the ground and decided it was worth testing. It had apparently been constructed to siphon milk from the resistant breasts of native birthmothers. With no female humans on the voyage, this seemed impossible to test--until Spock reminded us that, being half-Vulcan, he possessed mammary glands. It is only one of many things they have in common with seahorses. I find dylithium crystals to be more elegant myself. I tried to signal the captain that it was time to go, but he was busy inspecting one of the wooden "T" shaped things these creatures seem to find so sexually significant. Simply waving the Dildo around conjured a putrid cloud, and everyone teleported away in self-defense. We take a look behind the scenes of <a href="http://en. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari. Double Penetration